Total Medals Earned: 1,656 (From 216 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,330 Points
Medals Earned: 16/20 (265/490 points)
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/20 (440/590 points)
Kill an enemy right before it reaches you
Kill 100 enemies
Kill an enemy with your fist
Do a 6 kill combo
Quickly open 5 gifts consecutively
Kill 4 enemies with 1 bowling ball
Defeat 6 waves in a row without dying
Electrocute at least 3 enemies at once with a TV
Experience death from all enemy types
Survive 5 minutes in Time Mode
Defeat 12 waves in a row without dying
Score 1500 points in Bowling Mode
Kill 1 of each enemy type
Upgrade everything at least once
Use all weapons
Reach half the Wave Mode
Beat the Wave Mode
Fully upgrade all weapons and traps
Survive 10 minutes in Time Mode
Survive 15 minutes in Time Mode
Medals Earned: 21/23 (415/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/315 points)
Killed 100 zombies.
killed 300 zombies.
Coop shooter mastered a weapon use.
Maxed a weapon.
Finished the game on "Overdosed".
Coop shooter received and mastered the Gatling gun.
Finished the game.
Found the better combination.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/55 points)
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Meet Bee!
Kill the magician!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/285 points)
Finish the game somehow!
Poop yourself 20 times or less!
Poop yourself 10 times or less!
Dont poop yourself! *Dont expect to unlock this medal! *
Poop yourself 5 times or less!
Medals Earned: 5/13 (65/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (135/285 points)
Finish the game with at least 24 gems.
Find the first secret area.
Finish the game with all 27 gems.
Finish the game with a complete map.
Find the second secret area.
Find all three secret areas.