redminus's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Another Message From Me]

wtf?

for some reason my last review on here was deleted for "not following the guidelines" even though all i said was that i agree with grumio's point, that is to say the point being made by THIS FLASH MOVIE HERE, that people's voting standards on newgounds are too low and that this movie should not have been approved because there's nothing to it and it was obnoxious.

the above statement contains my review of this flash, which is not in voilation of the terms, and you too can go suck it hard if you voted above 1 on this.

Grumio responds:

Meh, you can't bring up anything that relates to "this movie should have been blammed". Even though in this case you're right.

Boost your standards people.

[Calvin and Hobbes]

not bad

i was afraid that it was going to be retarded but it turned out to be pretty good.
captured a lot of the C & H feel and ideas pretty well. it could benefit from a bit of cleanup here and there, and maybe a scene of him running through the house with hobbes as a doll, showing his parents or something.... that'd be just about perfect.

[PaperMade Short EP 2]

almost a cool idea

except that its just a few pencil-drawn frames over and over in a few seemingly random positions, with a song over it. 1 opint for giving credit to the song, add more animation and a story or fully formed idea and i'll gladly score you higher

[Etorp Ep 1: Columbine(IP)]

total bullshit

im not offended by anything to do with columbine at all AND i would be able to see the humor in making fun of it, if it was done right, but this is just trash, poorly optimized, huge file yet terrible audio and image quality, virtually no animation to speak of. its not that it's offensive content, really, its just that its completely unfunny. and no i dont mean that as in, 'it wasnt funny because it was offensive', in fact its barely even offensive because you cant tell what the hell is supposed to be going on.

Maybe its funny to you to spam newgrounds with this crap so people will waste time watching and reviewing it, but you definitely wasted more time creating and uploading it.

since you asked us not to rate the animation (which makes no sense beacause this is a flash movie site) and to rate based on the humor instead, i have. 0/5, 0/10.

[Condensation]

wow...?

im still trying to figure out if that was somehow offensive or not. i think i mightve laughed at some point if i wasnt so weirded out....

[Fake candy offer]

hahahahahahahaha

the way the dude's face all bugs out like mad was so awesome. totally didnt see that coming

[There She Is!! step4]

5/5

as usual, top notch, probably the best artist on newgrounds. such a sad tone this episode! T_T

[Prisoner 045]

pretty good

a lot of good use of effects, and good call on the 16:9 format..... you should give credit for the audio though. and by "accused forcly for murder" do you mean "accused falsely of murder"

[Sonic Drawn Together]

wow what the

im not sure what this is supposed to be, other than a hastily flashed trailer.... you barely have time to read any of the text that's partly cut-off as it zips across the screen and the sprite work doesnt help to make anything more discernable. spend a little more time on it before you post asking for help